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The International Friend

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  “Our government have lost the consent of the people! Join the Labour party and we’ll fight back together against these exploitative practices!” Chloe sighed. It was the same twat who had been protesting outside the Law society meeting. They had been trying to take some videos but this arse was still screaming in the background. “Do you really need to be out here now? You are disturbing the guests.” “What’s a matter blondie? Worried they might burst into flames?” Ugh, she could smell his breath. He was so grimy and greasy. Did he even clean his teeth? “That doesn’t even make sense. We’re just having fun. Why are you being such a fucking quack?” “You people are scum. Decadent parties and pretending you’re so high class when people are starving round the corner!” He pointed in her face and she instantly moved backwards. “What are you on about? So we can’t have a bit of a do just because some druggie family messed their lives up?” “It’s not like that! It’s cause it’s  because